~Phsykotika

*Stolen from DifunctionalDolly who stole it from roko :0

List 12 of your favorite characters and then FOLLOW THE PROMPTS. /o/

1) Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
2) Tyki Mikk (D. Gray Man)
3) Loz (Final Fantasy VII)
4) Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)
5) Urd (Ah! My Goddess)
6) Zelos (Tales of Symphonia)
7) Axel (Kingdom Hearts II)
8) L (Death Note)
9) Kanda Yuu (D. Gray Man)
10) Deidara (Naruto Shippuden)
11) Chrollo (HunterxHunter)
12) Yazoo (Final Fantasy VII)


1: Have you ever read 6/11 (Zelos/Chrollo) fic? Do you want to?
No, I haven't because they are such vastly different things. And I'm not sure I want to. It wouldn't quite work since they are both incredibly straight.

2. Do you think 4 () is hot? How hot?
Although I'm a girl, hell yes she is hot! How hot can a trigger happy person get? There, you've answered your own question.

3. What would happen if 12 (Yazoo) got 8 (L) pregnant?
YAOI. Not even kidding, that is so blatantly backwards in SO many ways. Shouldn't Yazoo be the one getting preggers?

4. Can you recommend any fics about 9 (Kanda Yuu)?
I haven't read up on any but I'm sure there are plenty of decent ones on FanFiction.

5. Would 2 (Tyki Mikk) and 6 (Zelos) make a good couple?
Boy, Tyki sure has a thing for Red Heads! Yes, they would be beautiful together.

6. 5/9 (Urd/Kanda Yuu) or 5/10 (Urd/Deidara)? Why?
UrdxKanda is better. Just because she'd have him begging for mercy if he talked back to her which is hysterical on it's own. And, on occasion, he'd have some sort of control over her. Not often, mind you.

7. What would happen if 7 (Axel) walked in on 2 (Tyki Mikk) and 12 (Yazoo) having sex?
Axel would immediately find a fucking tape recorder to blackmail them later! xD Holy shit, that's an amazing couple.

8. Summarize a fic involving 3/10 (Loz/Deidara):
(xD WTF?) Artsplosion, bitches! Loz would probably just doodle little things while Deidara sculpted them and then exploded them. (For Reno's delight!) And then, there would be the parents chat and later, cuddling. And later? XXX rated things, because thats how it all ends, my friends.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 (Reno/L) fluff?
No. But there could be if you tried. L as a Turk would be WICKED. And naturally, Reno would fall in love with L's brains while L fell in love with Reno's... attitude with life, I suppose. (I am opposed to all Reno Yaoi. I dun like it.)

10. Suggest a title for 7/12 (Axel/Yazoo) hurt/comfort fic.
Are You My Mother? (XD)

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Riza Hawkeye) to deflower 1 (Reno)?
All she'd need to do would be to whip out a gun and fire a couple of warning shots. And Reno probably would just let her without the gun.

12. Does anyone on your friendslist read 7 (Axel) slash?
I am VERY sure several of them do.

13. Does anyone on your friendslist read 3 (Loz) het?
Dunno. I doubt it. Nobody loves Loz like I do. But it would be somewhat hard since he's so close with his brothers. Unless he fell in love with his Mother...? (Gross!)

14. Does anyone on your flist write or draw 11 (Chrollo)?
I don't think so. But I've drawn Chrollo before! Dew eet!

15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5 (Tyki Mikk/Riza Hawkeye/Urd)?
THEY SHOULD! Tyki would be their PIMP. Urd would be so incredibly taken with him. And Riza would be impressed that he wouldn't get hit by her bullets. I approve of this setting!

16. What might ten (Deidara) scream at a moment of great passion?
Unnnn! (Oh, I am so going to hell.)

17. If you wrote a songfic about 8 (L), what song would it be?
Gary Jules - Mad World Look up the AMV on YouTube, I beg you!

18. If you wrote 1/6/12 (Reno/Zelos/Yazoo) what would the warnings be?
Yaoi! Violence! Bishies! Red Head Sex!

19. What might be a good pickup line for 2 (Tyki Mikk) to use on 10 (Deidara)?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Urd)?
I don't think I've ever read one!

21. What is 6's (Zelos) super-secret kink?
Zelos likes spying on other guys, not just girls, in the hot springs! (And blames it on Lloyd!)

22. Would 11 (Chrollo) shag 9 (Kanda Yuu)? Drunk or sober?
Fuck. They would both have to be drunk off their asses.

23. If 3 (Loz) and 7 (Axel) get together, who tops?
Could go either way. Although Axel seems to be the dominant personality.

24. How would you feel if 7/8 (Axel/L) were canon?
Would never work. Axel would just get over L's death and go chase Roxas.